Droopy

I brought these flowers home.  They asked me to, no really, they are the perfect color for our living room and they are the perfect kind of flower for me!  All 3 men in my house asked me why the new flowers were droopy.  "Why did you buy droopy flowers, they are already wilting?"  As if this was shocking news to me I asked them to go and SMELL the flowers.  They did, and to their wandering eyes they realized they are fake!  ALL 3 OF THEM!  Who know they would notice or care?  Forever flowers, I love 'em!  No changing the water, no snipping off stems, we simply get to enjoy them until, well, I guess until they get too dusty.  Not too shabby!


Faithfully Yours,
E.W.